IR FRENZY! April 9, 2008Posted by yenrules in Blogroll, Crap, Entertainment, Friends, Life, School Stuff, Stressed, Thoughts, Whatevers.
Okay. So yeah medyo naging busy ang lola niyo dahil sa pag-start ng summer classes, plus katamaran at kapaguran kaya last wensday pa ako ng update.
Bwiset yang IR na yan. Yung IR samin (which means incident report) sobrang umuulan. Parang ibubuka mo pa lang ang bibig mo, “Hey, AKIN NA ID MO, GAWA KA NG INCIDENT REPORT!” Im like, “HUWAAAAA?” *sabay jaw drop*
ALthough hindi pa naman kasi talaga ako nabibigyan ng IR, ayoko naman din mabahiran ang record ko ng IR noh, magsesenior na lang ako sa school namin tapos dun pako magbibigyan ng IR. Lalapit ka lang sa kanila para magtanong, hahanapin na lahat ng mali nila sa’yo. Syet na talaga.
TO ALL RN BLOGGERS OUT THERE, did you ever eally enjoyed staying in the community?
kasi eto. I’m not being OA or something, pero hello. ANG DAMING REQUIREMENTS. Parang gusto nila kaming mamatay sa gastos. Tamo, may documentation na, may log book pa na meron din docu sa loob… then ang walang kamatayang…. DAILY JOURNAL!!!
You see, this summer, we’ll be having this entire community immersion, yun nga lang napunta ako sa malas na grupo. Sana pala nagpalipat na lang ako sa Liliw, pero ewan. Sayang talaga. Sana naman maenjoy ko, pero how could you enjoy something na nagbibigay sayo ng uber stress like with the IR’s and everything?
Anyway. May alam ba kayong mga pampaputi? Mahal yung glutathione ah, yung mga medyo mura lang. Kasi medyo maputi ako, eh concious kasi ako sa balat ko, kaya I’M SO DESPERATE TO BRING IT UP AGAIN! My GOD! Alam niyo bang nadepress ako kanina nung sinabi ng mga friends ko na umitim daw ako? I had a sad face for like FIVE MINUTES! hahhaha!!! Ah basta. I don’t want to spend millions of money for gluta, gusto ko naman yung affordable… ABa kung pwede lang magkaroon ng harina na pwedeng ilagay sa muka at mukhang natural eh di dun na lang di ba. hahahha.
Eto nakuha ko kay Marah, batchmate ko sa SLCN. =D
I don’t really know how to tell you this, but you’re a pervert. I think I realized it when i changed tennis shoes in your camping car and I saw you drive out with my father.
I’m sure you’re man enough to understand that your pimples are at the last stage.
I’m returning the cut toenails to you, but I’ll keep your left ear as a memory.
You should also know that I never liked embarrasing rash.
Good luck on your short term leave from jail,
WUAHHAHAHHAHA! Sorry dianne. hehhehe.
Do it like this:
Dear (the person who last texted/smsed you).
I don’t really know how to tell you this, but ___1___. I think I realized it ___2___ ___3___ and I saw you ___4___ ___5___.
I’m sure you’re ___6___enough to understand ___7___.
I’m returning ___8___ to you, but I’ll keep ___9___ as a memory.
You should also know that I ___10___ ___11___.
1. What’s the color of your shirt?
Blue – Our romance is over
Red – Our affair is over
White – I’ll join the monastery
Black – I dislike you
Green – Our horoscope doesn’t match
Grey – You’re a pervert
Yellow – I’m selling myself
Pink – Your nostrils are insulting
Brown – The mafia wants you
No shirt – You’re a loser
Other – I’m in love with your sister
2. Which is your birth month?
January – That night
February – Last year
March – When your dwarf bit me
April – When I tripped on sesame seeds
May – First of May
June – When you put cuffs on me
July – When I threw up
August – When I saw the shrunken head
September – When we skinny dipped
October – When I quoted Santa
November – When your dog ran amok
December – When I changed tennis shoes
3. Which food do you prefer?
Tacos – In your apartment
Pizza – In your camping car
Pasta – Outside of Chicago
Hamburgers – Under the bus
Salad – As you ate enchilada
Chicken – In your closet
Kebab – With Paris Hilton
Fish – In women’s clothing
Sandwiches – At the Hare Krishna graduation
Lasagna – At the mental hospital
Hot dog – Under a state of trance
Annat; With George Bush and his wife
4. What’s the color of your socks?
Yellow – Hit on
Red – Insult
Black – Ignore
Blue – Knock out
Purple – Pour syrup on
White – Carve your initials into
Grey – Pull the clothes off
Brown – Put leeches on
Orange – Castrate
Pink – Pull the toupee off
Barefoot – Sit at
Other – Drive out
5. What’s the color of your underwear?
Black – My best friend
White – My father
Grey – Bill Clinton
Brown – My fart balloon
Purple – My mustard soufflé
Red – Donald Duck
Blue – My avocado plant
Yellow – My penpal in Ghana
Orange – My Kid Rock-collection
Pink – Manchester United’s goalkeeper
None – My John F. Kennedy-statue
Other – The crazy monk
6. What do you prefer to watch on TV?
One Tree Hill; Open
The news; Mongolic
Family Guy; Senile
Top Model; Middle-class
7. Your mood right now?
Happy – How awful I’ve felt
Sad – How boring you are
Bored – That Santa doesn’t exist
Angry – That your pimples are at the last stage
Depressed – That we’re cousins
Excited – That there is no solution to this.
Nervous – The middle-east
Worried – That your Honda sucks
Apathetic – That I did a sex-change
Ashamed – That I’m allergic to your hamster
Cuddly – That I get turned on by garbage men
Overjoyous – That I’m open
Other – That Extreme Home Makeover sucks
8. What’s the color of your walls in your bedroom?
White – Your ring
Yellow – Your love letters
Red – Your Darth Vader-poster
Black – Your tame stone
Blue – The couch cushions
Green – The pictures from LA
Orange – Your false teeth
Brown – Your contact book
Grey – Our matching snoopy-bibs
Purple – Your old lottery coupons
Pink – The cut toenails
Other – Your memories from the military service
9. The first letter of your first name?
A/B – Your photo
C/D – The oil stocks
E/F – Your neighbour Martin
G/H – My virginity
I/J – The results of blood-sample
K/L – Your left ear
M/N – Your suicide note
O/P – My common sense
Q/R – Your mom
S/T – Your collection of butterflies
U/V – Your criminal record
W/X – David’s tricot outfits
Y/Z – Your grades from college
10. The last letter in your last name?
A/B – Always will remember
C/D – Never will forget
E/F – Always wanted to break
G/H – Never openly mocked
I/J – Always have felt dirty before
K/L – Will tell the authorities about
M/N – Told in my confession today about
O/P – Was interviewed by the Times about
Q/R – Told my psychiatrist about
S/T – Get sick when I think of
U/V – Always will try to forget
W/X – Am better off without
Y/Z – Never liked
11. What do you prefer to drink?
Water- Our friendship
Beer – Senility
Soft drink – A new life as a clone
Soda – The incarnation as an eskimo
Milk – The apartment building
Wine – Cocaine abuse
Cider – A passionate interest for mice
Juice – Oprah Winfrey imitations
Mineral water – Embarrassing rash
Hot chocolate – Eggplant-fetishism
Whisky – To ruin the second world war
Other – To hate the Boston Celtics
12. To which country would you prefer to go on a vacation?
Thailand – Warm regards
USA – Best regards
England – Good luck on your short-term leave from jail
Spain – Go and drown yourself
China – Disgusting regards
Germany – With ease
Japan – Go burn
Greece – Your everlasting enemy
Australia – Greetings to your frog Leonard
Egypt – Fuck off now
France – In pain
Other – Greetings to your freaky family
OPPS! WALANG MALISYA YAN! hahhaha! Nasasayo na yan!! hahahhaa!